Overboard by Chip Dunham for June 15, 2022

Scratch that result

Liar liar, pants on fire!

If he’s not a polygraph expert then why is he testing Scratch?

Liar Liar, etc. I haven’t heard that for eons. Like fatty fatty, two by four, can’t get thru the bathroom floor so………guess you know the last line.

Tell you what Scratch, I have a flock of birds you can get to know – they are cassowaries.

Good Morning everyone! Have a great day!

Good morning Crew!

Speaking of a polygraph test, this one is classic Chip.

https://www.gocomics.com/overboard/2006/08/17

The polygraph’s thought balloon: Kill me now…

Scratch can’t be trusted. He burns up polygraph machines like dry tinder.

Good evening, Crew!

Those things have been proven in court not to work.

Polygraph machines or toasters?

Try again, Scratch.

Good Evening, Crew.