Where is the US Navy when you need them? And worst of all, the Battleships are now all museum ships; just when you could really use a broadside of 16" 50 caliber main gun rounds. Missiles just don’t have the same pizzazz; the are either too small or too big (nukes).
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Revenge is a dish best served…cold? raw?
C over 1 year ago
Insurance companies are in the business of collecting premiums and denying claims
Bilan over 1 year ago
The captain must have missed the clause about non-coverage when krakens eat the boat.
byamrcn over 1 year ago
Maybe its dental insurance can take care of it?
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Hey look she’s wearing a diamond ear ring. Just goes to show that even Purple People Eaters want to look pretty.
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
I hate when that happens.
Papakillamon over 1 year ago
Come on, pirates don’t write checks; they self- insure!Everyone knows that, jeez!
khjalmarj over 1 year ago
Is this something like an act of Godzilla?
Mountaingreenery over 1 year ago
Quick, Henry start grilling some tofu burgers with Kale, that should get rid of the,,, whatever it is.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good morning Crew!
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
Where is the US Navy when you need them? And worst of all, the Battleships are now all museum ships; just when you could really use a broadside of 16" 50 caliber main gun rounds. Missiles just don’t have the same pizzazz; the are either too small or too big (nukes).
TimBenzidrene over 1 year ago
The Insurance company won’t cover vicious attacks from a cold, soulless monster…..
Professional courtesy.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Come on, Cap, it says right there in really small print “Not covered in case of an act of Krodd…”
(That’s Krodd ☞ ❛益❜ )
Joan Tinnin Premium Member over 1 year ago
The nose….
Rich Douglas over 1 year ago
Cell phone?
Rich Douglas over 1 year ago
I love comic strips about pirates. Funny ones, anyway: https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2022/11/14?ct=v&cti=1322501
pchemcat over 1 year ago
Quick, give Louie some cheese and point his butt towards the Kraken! The smell will certainly make the Kraken release the ship.
rgcviper over 1 year ago
Whoa! That’s a (big purple) face I wouldn’t want to wake up to every morning …
Good Evening, Crew.