Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 12, 2023

they look a little down in the mouth

Dental snacks

Translation: I found a supply of small furry land animals. Their fur tickles all the way down, and I’ve been eating them like popcorn.

Easy. EEEaaaasssy. YOU may be getting stuck between his teeth.

Love it, so funny.

What a coincidence! This turned out to be a pretty much “Ach Bach, Bait Hoven, and Das Strauss” full summer for me as well

Fire the remoras, they’re not doing their job.

I’ve seen it all now

Good morning Crew!

This reminds me of waitresses and waiters. I swear they closely watch us, waiting for that moment when we stuff a large portion of food into our mouths. Then smiling brightly, they flounce up to the table and ask (oh so innocently), “Everything okay?” So, that leaves only two socially acceptable choices: emphatically nod a frantic “yes,” or try a quick swallow thereby risk choking to death. I think they learned this in waitress school – lol. (Just kidding: no need to pick up the pitchforks and light those torches.)

Do sharks even have taste buds? It’s not like they chew their food before swallowing.

“I loves to eat those meeses. Meeses what’s I loves to eat. Bites they tiny heads off. Nibbles on they little feets. "

GOOD QUESTION!!

They learn that at dentistry school.

Good evening, Crew!

If I were a mouse, pretty sure I would not trust a shark to keep its mouth open if I stepped into it.

However, that’s full service from the mice with the dental cleaning.

’Evening, Crew.