Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 23, 2011

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Verne: what's on? RJ: college football...the east dakota mighty sloths vs. the lumbering gerbils of west dakota. verne: Seems like the sloths have the advantage in size and speed. RJ: but the gerbils have star running back moe tator. verne: Aren't all these so-called amateur athletes getting paid under the table? RJ: no way...ncaa rules state that all payments be above the table and behind their backs as long as no smear is allowed on a player's bagel* *it's true! see actual NCAA no smear rule: http://overthehedgeblog.wordpress.com tv: moe tator breaks one tackle..and a guard...and a couple linebackers..touchdown! ka foom!! verne: moe tater just spontaneously combusted. RJ: he can, however, put hgh on his bagel. tv: And there's a flag on the play for excessive celebration!