Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 09, 2013

Transcript:

verne: J.J. abrams is going to direct a new "star wars" movie. rJ: wow. it might not suck. then we'll want a second, third and more...but by the fourth one, fanboys will start waxing nostalgic for ewoks and jar jar binks and the unironic, zero-lens flare "Star wars" rj: By then, jj will retire to his private subcontinent and they'll give the franchise back to a now cloned and reanimated george lucas, and it's never sucked before. verne: You have a finely tuned sense of anticipatory disillusionment. rj: I like to stay in shape.