Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 25, 2015
Transcript:
rj: seems like fall's been a little slow to get rolling... verne: blame good ol' climate change..the warm seasons get longer as the cold seasons shrink.... fwump!! fwump!! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! Rj: It's gonna be a green christmas this year. verne: if you don't like the season, wait ten seconds. grass clippings mowman
Guys, guys, GUYS! Global warming is true, global cooling is true, and both happened before oil was drilled for and factories were built and SUVs were known in the land. The state I grew up in was half-glaciated some 15000 years ago—which was (wait for it) before oil was drilled for and factories were built and SUVs were known in the land.