Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 25, 2015

“Yes, I know it’s Sunday, and you like to sleep in, but it’s April o’clock already and your lunch is beginning to sprout!”

Anyone who uses the phrase “denying science” has no conception of the purpose of science.

Guys, guys, GUYS! Global warming is true, global cooling is true, and both happened before oil was drilled for and factories were built and SUVs were known in the land. The state I grew up in was half-glaciated some 15000 years ago—which was (wait for it) before oil was drilled for and factories were built and SUVs were known in the land.

I like the farmer’s flag (John Deere cap) on mowman.

“Climate change” has been happening for millions of years. It’s not news. It was going on LONGGGGGG before homo sapiens rose from walking on his knuckles. So the “climate change/global warming” cult ignores the receded continental glacier that covered the American midwest. It’s clearly a ploy to squeeze more money for their pet causes – talk about “political science”!

everyone just lighten up okay, it’s the Sunday funnies for cripe’s sake!!!!!!

Without arguing the validity of the alleged GW science or the manipulated data being offered, I would suggest pondering the following problem dealing solely with mathematics. How long, I wonder, will it take for the GW Alarmists to wake up to the reality that their crusade is a lost cause and will remain a lost cause as long as the population on this blue marble continues to expand with each successive generation. If every generation cut their pollutant contribution in half, it still would never reverse the inevitable end result. This is solely due to the ever expanding number of carbon footprints generating those so-called pollutants. If the Alarmists were sincere in their quest to leave a legacy to mankind’s future, they would be riding the bandwagon to stop breeding like rabbits.

PLEASE – don’t forget the farting cows. and all the other farting animals like humans that release all that methane gas – oh the horror, the agony!!!!!! if we could just learn to hold our gas without releasing it the world would be saved forever and ever and none of us would die in 2000 years or whenever.who knows maybe soon we can genetically engineer all future mammals to not have to release gas OR better yet harness the methane through an apparatus that would turn it into electricity or WIND power -

truthfully though – if the seasons went as fast as they do in this strip all peoples would bow down to the climate change god whoops sorry – mandate

for now i am just gonna quit drinking milk, eating cheese, or butter or anything dairy and count it as my absolution for my carbon footprint that happens every time i release a little more methane gas-

forgive me for i have sinned – ffwwitttttt!

oh me of little faith who mocks the fears that make men rich an gives then something to opine about.

well that takes the fun out of it

I’ve found shark teeth in central Florida. Places over 100 feet above present sea level are full of them.

“Mowman” … catchy.