Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 28, 2018

Ah Verne you’re enjoying this aren’t you!

I had just gotten rid of that earworm and now it’s back!

Wait. Somebody actually BOUGHT that album?!

Fans of that lot should be drowned in a bucket.

Fans of that lot should be drowned in a bucket.

you never regret listening to Culture Club!

I was a teen in the 80s and I do not regret any of my music or fashion choices. And, I’m telling you, I was the 80s, big hair, mixed neons, loving all of the music. I wouldn’t change a thing!

I thought Verne was going to finish with …and say, “Now why did I come in here?”

Verne needs another “Karma”

Don’t worry, this won’t last long. Verne’s rare victories never do.

Wrong! Your hearing you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect yet hairy ears.

I sense a midlife crisis coming…

Love that song….

One “karma” short, Verne.

Oh come on, that was a great catchy song.

He missed a “karma”.