Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 25, 2018

Well, there’s something Verne didn’t do good. Calling God annoying.

RJ: "I’m sorry, what is this “enough” you speak of?"

Munch, munch, munch that pack o’ Twinkies.Munch, munch, munchAnd if you munch yourself to deathTell St Peter at the Golden GateThat you hate to make him wait.But you just gotta have another pack o’ Twinkies.

Apologies to Merle Travis and Tex Williams.

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god is also a bit slow. He should have told RJ to stop eating the twinkies before he ate himself into immobility…again

It’s just a bronze age superstition.

And naturally, he’s a man, which itself explains all that mansplaining God does.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Voltaire

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. John Wooden

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say ‘thank you?’ William Arthur Ward

If there is a god ruling the universe it’s doing a lousy job,