Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 15, 2023

And when you’ve finished your toenails, you can use it to trim your eyelashes.

Electric chainsaws are powerful, always start, and self-sharpening.

With animal claws being as long and sharp as they are, i’m not surprised that a chainsaw is needed to cut them down.;-D

Dr. B on “Dr. Jeff, Rocky Mountain Vet” uses a Dremel tool grinder to trim turtle and tortoise beaks … however, I’m pretty sure he’d draw the line at a chain saw!

A shaver company wanted to shave a lion’s whiskers for an ad. They lined up a zoo lion and when they tried to trim it – no way. They asked the keepers who laffed and informed them that they use Bolt Cutters!!

I file my nails.

Was RJ a contestant in the TV reality show “A Cut Above”?

If you’re filing your toenails…. you’re under 50. :)

Only “ONE” question ……. :)

I prefer the manual toenail clippers over the ones with a two-cycle engine.

PSA for the day: never wear sandals if your feet look like you could swoop down from the sky and snatch your dinner from a lake.