From Not Always Right: Even An Atheist Would Pray For Them To Go Away
Customer: Sneezes
Me: “Gesundheit.”
Customer: “No, it’s ‘God bless you’.”
Me: “Well, I’m not religious, so it wouldn’t be much of a blessing.”
Customer: “You don’t believe in God?”
Me: “No.”
Her body language changes to something defensive.
Customer: In a mocking tone “So, how does that feel?”
She looks at me like she has just asked the most profound question in history and I am going to drop to my knees and accept Jesus into what was clearly the massive, moralless hole in my life.
Me: “Do you believe in Buddha?”
Customer: “No…”
Me: “It feels like that.”
She didn’t look very happy with me and walked off.
cmxx 10 months ago
Just realized what the “J” stands for. Not sure about the “R” yet.
WhatsTheJoke 10 months ago
“Real” ???
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
From Not Always Right: Even An Atheist Would Pray For Them To Go Away
Customer: Sneezes
Me: “Gesundheit.”
Customer: “No, it’s ‘God bless you’.”
Me: “Well, I’m not religious, so it wouldn’t be much of a blessing.”
Customer: “You don’t believe in God?”
Me: “No.”
Her body language changes to something defensive.
Customer: In a mocking tone “So, how does that feel?”
She looks at me like she has just asked the most profound question in history and I am going to drop to my knees and accept Jesus into what was clearly the massive, moralless hole in my life.
Me: “Do you believe in Buddha?”
Customer: “No…”
Me: “It feels like that.”
She didn’t look very happy with me and walked off.
NOT my story.
Ellis97 10 months ago
You know what they say! Laughter is the best medicine.
CaveCat87 10 months ago
With apologies to Reinhold Niebuhr.
MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago
First initial “J” middle “K”, last initial “R”.
Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago
He is a great friend.
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
Wait, is Verne laughing in earnest or just sarcastically?
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
RJ’s personal philosophy is a joke.