Pat Oliphant for January 26, 1983
January 25, 1983
January 27, 1983
Transcript:
Oil Man 1: You want oil? We got oil! Oil Man 2: OPEC oil! OPEC oil! The real article! Oil Man 3: Genuine Iranian OPEC oil! Death to America, Allah be praised! Oil Man 4: Last chance at the old price! C'mon! Only $34 a barrel and I throw in my sister! Uncle Sam: Well, you know...as their banker, I did make them some kinda, well, stupid loans, and if you, er, won't buy some of that oil, they can't repay me and...well... heh heh... Punk: Gimme a half-pint of bike oil, hold the sister.
