Pat Oliphant for May 07, 1983

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Sheep: Baa? Punk: What does he do with the sheep? Environmental groups have made excited sightings recently of the rare great crested varihued Ruckelshaus (or Lawyerbird). Other sightings of this impressive creature have been made in the Weyerhaeuser forest. This bird sings most beautifully any tune you want to hear, and is strangely happy in dirty air. It is possibly predatory.