Pat Oliphant for January 16, 1984
January 13, 1984
January 17, 1984
Transcript:
President Ronald Reagan: Well, I got all that wood chopped, Nance - What's for dinner? I'm starving! Nancy Reagan: No, you're not. Little Boy: Alpo, again? Well, I'm not really hungry anyway - I already ate at school. Mother: No, you didn't. Homeless Man: Could you gimme a lil' dab extry, ma'am? I'm real, real hungry. Woman: No, you're not. Elderly Woman: Cups of ketchup, Henry? It's a vegetable, y'know. Elderly Man: No, it ain't. Man: My compliments to the chef - I wonder what the poor people are (burp) eating. Waiter: Of course you do. Punk: How d'you like them bootstraps? Little Man: Fair, fair. Appetites of America.
