Pat Oliphant for August 14, 1984
Transcript:
Producer: Mike check. President Ronald Reagan: Um... my fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today... That I've signed legislation that would outlaw Russia forever - We begin bombing in 5 minutes! A little joke, there. Heh heh. Punk: - But seriously, folks...! Producer: Mike Checkski. Konstantin Chernenko: Fellow Russians, we have just heard that Reagan has outlawed Russia and will begin bombing in 4 minutes. We will begin retaliation in thirty seconds. Is not joke.