Pat Oliphant for August 18, 1984
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Um..my fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today.. That I've signed legislation that would outlaw Russia forever- we begin bombing in 5 minutes! A little joke, there heh heh. Fellow Russians, we have just heard that Reagan has outlawed Russia and will begin bombing in 4 minutes. We will begin retaliation in thirty seconds. Is not joke. But seriously four..! Mike Cheoski