Pat Oliphant for January 16, 1986

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Sheep 1: OK - do we go with this mildly controversial new show. Crummy as it may be? Yes? Sheep 2: Well...as long as it doesn't offend the advertisers. Sheep 3: As long as it doesn't actually say anything. Sheep 4: As long as it doesn't in any way express an opinion. Sheep 5: As long as it doesn't offend the viewers. Sheep 6: As long as it doesn't offend the Russians. Sheep 7: Hey - "Doesn't offend the Russians." Now, there's an original thought! Sheep 8: Did you hear that? An original thought!! Sheep 9: We can't accept original thoughts! Sheep 10: Not even crummy original thoughts! Sheep 11: The vote is "No." Punk: Baa-a-a. Networks - the decision process.