Pat Oliphant for October 22, 1987
Transcript:
Gunner: That's one thousand high-explosive five inch rounds fired at close range, target sort-of destroyed, sir! General 1: Dam' fine shooting, Gunner - good thing that oil platform wasn't moving! General 2: Or firing back. General 3: With aim like that, who needs a war-powers act? Punk: Besides we've used up all our ammo!