Pat Oliphant for January 16, 1990
January 15, 1990
January 17, 1990
Transcript:
Man 1: I'm a busy man! Get Al on the line to agree to it right now, and I'll sign this billion-dollar deal - otherwise it's all off! Man 2: Hello? Hello? Man 3: I found it! I found the missing winning ticket! I have two minutes to call and beat the deadline! Hello? Man 4: Oh, Lord! Bit by a ten-foot rattler - life is ebbin' away...gotta git me to a hosp... Hello? Punk: Doctor Bell says you're gonna die! Woman: Hello, this is Ma Bell... Hello? We're sorry, AT&T computers are down at this time. Please hang up and try your call again at a more convenient time for us. Thank you. Click. Buzzzz.
