Pat Oliphant for May 30, 1991
May 29, 1991
May 31, 1991
Transcript:
Jimmy Carter: Hep! Ronald Reagan: Mummy - do we know Frank Sinatra? Mrs. Reagan: No. Punk: Hydrophobia - it phigures! Does something dreadful really lurk in the White House drinking water? Recent evidence would suggest it... Jimmy Carter, victim of lagomorphobia. The fear of bunny rabbits. Ronald Reagan suffered from forgetus acutus. Oliver North: Afflicted by zealotus extremus. Danforth Quayle has alicia wonderlandus. John Sununu: Rabies.
