Pat Oliphant for May 28, 1992

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Man: It wasn't labeled, ma'am - he couldn't have known... George Bush developed a secret obsession! At night he would slip unobserved from the White House... And visit a 24-hour supermarket! There, he would spend hours just wandering the aisles, reveling in his new-found wonderland. Then, one evening, his shoes, his purse, and his cart were found abandoned close to the genetically-altered broccoli. George Bush was never seen again, and the case was never solved. But Oliver Stone will soon make a film proving that broccoli, in fact, more than one broccoli, was involved.