Pat Oliphant for March 24, 1995
March 23, 1995
March 29, 1995
Transcript:
O.J. Simpson: Judge, I'd like you to meet my friend, Kato Kaelin - he's an absolute riot! Judge: I'm in need of a writer, Mr. Kaelin - think you could do me some good one-liners? Kato Kaelin: Hey, call me Kato - or call me a cab - but seriously, Judge, lemme work on it. We could do lunch. I'll give you my agent's number... Woman: ...So the shark says, "It's just professional courtesy!" I don't get it. Punk: If you want to build a Zonker from the ground up, this is a set of plans. American Jurisprudence (Continued).
