Pat Oliphant for July 19, 1995
July 16, 1995
July 20, 1995
Transcript:
Host: Bon-jor, madame et monsieur! Welcome, welcome to our 'umble restaurant- come zis way, please. What a pleasure to 'ave you join us- your waitair will be wiz you immediatment. Waiter: Bon-jour- I am Pierre, your waitair. Would you care to ordair? We'ave ze specials you may like to 'ear about... I trust everyzing was to your satisfiction- I will bring ze check when you are ready, but please do not 'urry. Host: Sank you both so much for coming it was such a pleasure to 'ave you as our guests-please come again soon! Waiter: And we sincerely apologize for our disgusting behaviour in world war two. Man: Am I drunk or are you?
