Pat Oliphant for March 24, 1997
March 20, 1997
March 25, 1997
Transcript:
Attorneys at law: Now, now, gentlemen, we can explain... Our client, Mr. Liggeett here, has displayed great social awareness and responsibility. Oh yes, most admirable, admirable! I'm sure we can divvy this all up to every lawyer's satisfaction. Wassamadda? You need a lawyer? Man in wheelchair: cough I'm the plaintiff and you are my lawyer hak koff show me da money cough cough. Punk: How can I tell the tobacco people from the lawyers? Character: Tobacco people will lie to you.
