Pat Oliphant for March 31, 1997
March 27, 1997
April 01, 1997
Transcript:
Alan Greenspan: Good evening! I am Alan Greenspan, your cult leader - you will follow me without question. Man: Follow you? Why, of course, o, great one! Punk: Our lives were so drab before you Alan. Greenspan: Remember, you must have absolute faith in everything I say. Man: Where are you taking us, o, great father figure? Greenspan: Would you believe to the comet Hale-Bopp? Man: We believe, o Alan, we believe!! We'll follow you anywhere! We want you to take us to the next level! Greenspan: Good - not that you loons have much choice.
