Pat Oliphant for August 06, 2001
Transcript:
Bearded character: Hello, Socks. Hello, Buddy - Long time no see. Socks: Does he look vaguely familiar to you? Buddy: yes and no. Well,yeah. Maybe a little. Somewat maybe. Bearded character: We were at the White House to geth er. I am Al Gore. I am mak ing a come back be fore I am tragi cally for got ten. Socks: You are Al Gore?? No way! Same wooden manner, yes, but you're not Al Gore. Buddy: Al Gore didn't have a beard, for one thing. Socks: He could be Castro. ..Or even Lyn Nofziger. Buddy: But he's not Al Gore. Al Gore: I am, too, Al Gore. I am mak ing a come back be fore I am tragi cally for got ten. Socks: I wonder whatever happened to Al, really. Buddy: We'll probably never know. Punk: Or care