Pat Oliphant for October 04, 2001

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Employer: Ahem. Employee: Uh oh. Employer: The management regrets that due to our great national tragedy... Employer:..We are going to have to lay you off. It pains us greatly to do this, but such circumstances are beyond our control, as you know. Employer: Being the staunch patriot you are, we knew you would understand. Employee: Oh, sure, sure. Employer: Goodbye and good luck. Have a flag. Employee: Thanks. Employer: Ahem. Female employee: Uh, oh. Punk: Oh oh.