Pat Oliphant for December 19, 2001
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Cat: How about Time Magazine making Osama Bin Laden its man of the year? Dog: If it sells magazines, well, hey! Cat: I would hope it sells cancellations. Dog: Well, these days what does it matter? Being Time's man of the year is something like being Miss America or Yassir (Yasser) Arafat. Cat: Irrelevant. Dog: Yep - I wish they'd consider a NY fireman and a NY cop as men of the year. Cat: That would be relevant. Dog: The following week they could have Osama Bin Laden as swine of the year. Cat: That works for me. Punk: By Allah the press won't be happy.