Pat Oliphant for February 19, 2002
February 14, 2002
February 20, 2002
Transcript:
Man 1: Wow! Just look at all those stars! Man 2: Ah, yes... but there are immutable laws governing stars these days congressman. Man 1: Why, it seems one could just reach out and grab them! Man 2: Indeed, once one could but now? (Sigh) who knows. Man 1: How many stars would you say one could grab at one time? Man 2: Ohh, at a guess... congressman... Man 1: The figure I had in mind. Man 2: I would say at least 200 thousand or perhaps more. Man 1: And just how would one get hold of 200,000 (or more) stars? Man 2: I imagine one has but to ask congressman. Man 1: The one's house not one's office. Man 2: Small-denomination. Unmarked stars are easiest-plain brown wrapper of course.
