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Pat Oliphant for January 21, 2003
January 20, 2003
January 22, 2003
Transcript:
Abraham Lincoln: What are they whining about now? Aide: Diversity, sir - they want a point system in college admissions which favors them over everyone else. Lincoln: That's diversity? How long do they want that to go on? Aide: Forever, sir - They call it Affirmative Action. Lincoln: Forever? Sometime they're going to have to make it on their own merits! Aide: I told them that, sir - but I think first they're waiting for their reparation checks. Lincoln: Reparations? Don't tell me that one's still around. Aide: Back burner for now, sir, but it'll come back soon, no doubt. Punk: What's Condoleeza's opinion?
