Pat Oliphant for February 16, 2004
Transcript:
President George Bush: Daddy! Daddy! I ordered all these military records of mine be made public! This'll shut up the liberal press - look, my flight records, my medical and dental records, my National Guard attendance records, my honorable discharge....Former President Bush: Wow! Lemme see, son. President Bush: Aw, careful, Daddy - you've gone and smeared them! Bush Sr. Gee, sorry son. Bush: Now I'll have to send for another set. Bush Sr.: Tell 'em this time to use quicker drying ink. Punk: OK, pencil.