Pat Oliphant for July 21, 2004
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Military Insurance Wolf: ...And in the event that something should happen (God forbid of course.) to you, your sainted mother, as beneficiary, would receive full doublededumptiddee as shown in Table XXIV. Congressman: I can vouch for him, my boy - I'm his Congressman. Punk: What's our insurance policy? Soldier: Read the small print and sign nothing.