Pat Oliphant for September 16, 2009

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Punk: No manners, no shame. Jerkus Wilson: Man - you can't buy this sort of publicity. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Wilson's friends: You the man, Jerkus! Yea, Jerkus! President George Washington said universal health care would not increase taxes. Representative Jerkus Wilson, an obscure bigmouth, yelled, "You lie!" Jerkus was hauled away and charged with publick rudeness unbecoming a congressman and unmannerly disruption of Congress. He was sentenced to forty lashes, tarred and feathered, and put in the stocks. Then became an instant hero to his like-minded crowd of Jerkuses.