Pat Oliphant for September 22, 2009
September 21, 2009
September 28, 2009
Transcript:
Fox News Man: Hey, doofus - are you thinking what I'm thinking? You know, he's not even a real American - he wasn't born in the U.S. It's a fact! Worse still, he's black! (Says so on his birth certificate). The country's being taken over by commie fascist socialists who want to assassinate your grandmother! Man, it's like Hitler's Germany! Now, I'm not advocating violence or anything. But you alone could save the country. Be on TV. Everything! You could be a real live hero to your peers! Think of it - and it's all your own idea. Or you could say it was Nancy Pelosi put such an idea in your head, ain't that right? Man: All my own idea. Punk: Meanwhile, where's Rupert?
