Pat Oliphant for February 15, 2011
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General: We, your buddies at the Pentagon, congratulate the Egyptian Army on this wonderful takeover! Well done! Now, remember - always let the dumb civilians think they're in charge. That's democracy. They may try to cut the defense budget, but that's just window dressing. Nobody wants to be unpatriotic, right? You'll end up with more money than Allah - or Mubarak, even! Haw! We at the Pentagon wish we had your deal - what am I saying? We already have your deal! Call if you need anything. Punk: We are Egypt.