Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for November 10, 2022

of course

I can’t disagree with him.

He sounds like a cat walking on a computer keyboard

Linus wants to buy some vowels, Lucy.

He’ll grow out of it, Lucy!

“Breakfast,” maybe?

He’s saying he wants beef for breakfast. See? Easy.

Charlie Brown is blushing because he knows what “BFRSKFK” means.

CB should set up a psychiatric advice desk… ummm, wait. Nevermind.

Berserk

He’s trying to pronounce the name of the loser guy Joe on Lil Abner.

that means he just blew out his diaper big time, so get mom fast. the smell will eventually clue you in on what that means.

He’s just gassy.

I don’t get it!

Sounds like Breakfast to me

Imagine that…..

It’s baby talk for fussbudget.

I was the only one who could decipher my brother when he was a baby. I was a bad person, though, I never told him that ‘gunk’ was actually called milk. On his first day at kindergarten, he asked the lunch lady for ‘gunk’ and she just looked at him like he had 2 heads ….

Maybe he’s abbreviating a sentence to just the first letters of each word.

What you heard, Lucy, was just what he told you to avoid getting clobbered. I just ran it through a translator. Here’s what I got: “Actually, Lucy with regard to your aspirations to be queen, we are told in the Gospel according to Matthew, Chapter 23, verse 12, King James Version, ‘And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted’….”

Sounds like li’l Grundoon of Pogo!