Early bird, catches the worm, Charlie Brown
If you think you’re confused now, Charlie Brown, watch out when you learn “cleave unto” and “cleave asunder”!
What was that first one again?
Next, they’ll tell him that he can lead a horse to water, but he can’t make it drink.
Cliche day?! Poor C.B.!
Always look before you leap year!
“I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
They’re out of sight CB. You can forget about them.
“Many hands make light work” but “ too many cooks spoil the broth”
“When encountering a friend having a problem, respond with a quote from Poor Richard’s Almanac. How long do you think it will be before your teeth are punched out?” (Textbook parody from National Lampoon )
Did they get An Aphorism A Day calendar?
“Great minds think alike.” “Fools seldom differ.”
Giving advice is like a walk in the cake—
-I mean a piece of park—-
AAARGH
The source of modern anxiety?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
For every proverb there is an equal and opposite proverb.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but trees which put down roots do.
Charles Schulz
mccollunsky 9 months ago
Early bird, catches the worm, Charlie Brown
californiamonty 9 months ago
If you think you’re confused now, Charlie Brown, watch out when you learn “cleave unto” and “cleave asunder”!
eced52 9 months ago
What was that first one again?
therese_callahan2002 9 months ago
Next, they’ll tell him that he can lead a horse to water, but he can’t make it drink.
iggyman 9 months ago
Cliche day?! Poor C.B.!
markkahler52 9 months ago
Always look before you leap year!
gantech 9 months ago
“I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
uniquename 9 months ago
They’re out of sight CB. You can forget about them.
hfelder7219 9 months ago
“Many hands make light work” but “ too many cooks spoil the broth”
jrankin1959 9 months ago
“When encountering a friend having a problem, respond with a quote from Poor Richard’s Almanac. How long do you think it will be before your teeth are punched out?” (Textbook parody from National Lampoon )
Just-me 9 months ago
Did they get An Aphorism A Day calendar?
Earnestly Frank 9 months ago
“Great minds think alike.” “Fools seldom differ.”
txmystic 9 months ago
Giving advice is like a walk in the cake—
-I mean a piece of park—-
AAARGH
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
The source of modern anxiety?
ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Guy Steele Premium Member 9 months ago
For every proverb there is an equal and opposite proverb.
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but trees which put down roots do.