Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 21, 1964
Transcript:
Violet says, "My dad has more credit cards than your dad!" Charlie Brown tries to hit a rock wit a stick and says, "You're probably right . . ."<BR><BR> Violet says, "My dad can hit a golf ball farther than your dad . . ." Charlie Brown says, "I know . . . My dad still cuts across his tee shots . . ."<BR><BR> Violet says, "My dad can bowl better than your dad . . ." Charlie Brown swings his arm and says, "I know . . . My dad still hasn't learned to give that ball any real lift . . ."<BR><BR> Violet says, "My dad can . . ." Charlie Brown interupts and says, "Wait a minute . . . Don't say any more . . . Just come with me . . . I want to show you something."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "See this? This is my dad's Barber shop . . . He works in there all day long . . . He has to deal with all sorts of people . . . Some of them get kind of crabby . . . But you know what?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "I can go in there any time and no matter how busy he is, he'll always stop and give me a big smile . . . And you know why? Because he likes me, that's why!"<BR><BR> Violet walks away and says, "Happy Father's day, Charlie Brown . . ." Charlie Brown replies, "Thank you . . . Please greet your dad for me . . ."<BR><BR>
You know what’d be a really messed up and completely unnecessary twist? If Violet were making all of this stuff up to cope with the fact that her dad is actually dead. Dun dun dunnnnnnn~