Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 24, 1980
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. Lucy approaches and says, "Hey, pitcher, why don't you give this guy the ol' schmuckle ball?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "Schmuckle ball?"<BR><BR> Lucy takes Charlie Brown's hand and the ball and says, "Just sort of schmush your knuckles around the ball like this and then throw it as hard as you can . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "Not yet . . . Wait 'til I get out of the way!"<BR><BR>
Only schmucks throw schmuckleballs.