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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 30, 1996
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands in front of a table and says, "Yes, sir . . Is this where you're selling athlete's autographs?" Snoopy stands next to him.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I'd like a baseball with Joe Shlabotnik's autograph . . Who is he? He's my hero!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Is he here? Well, just ask him to sign a ball, and I'll pay for it . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "I used to have a Lassie dog dish, but she never signed it . ."<BR><BR>
Considering how dogs “sign” stuff, that’s probably better.