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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 29, 1997
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands at the front of the classrooom with Snoopy. He says, "And I conclude my report by offering this suggestion . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "As soon as a child is born, he or she should be issued a dog and a banjo . ." Snoopy's ears stand up in shock.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Ma'am? That's right . . A family of eight . . Eight dogs and eight banjos . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Yes, ma'am . . We're talking happiness here!" Snoopy rolls his eyes.<BR><BR>
“Unattended children will be given a set of Baby’s First Bagpipes.”