Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 21, 2017

imagine Lucy having this conversation with someone with a vision impairment who’s also wearing sunglasses and has a (guide) dog with him

Some of us can’t take the sun’s glare Lucy so you’ll have to cut us some slack. As for Snoopy, he looks cool in his shades!

I was talking to someone just yesterday who took off his shades because it would be rude to talk to me with them on! Granted we were inside at the time.

“I wear my sunglasses at night….”

I so need dark glasses…

His future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades.

Maybe you don’t WANT to know their reaction, Lucy, ever consider that?

Most people these days talk without even seeing each other at all! They even find it awkward when they DO meet and revert to other means of communication.

Shades and ear buds…today’s social interaction.

Guys wear them so they can look at the bod.. without being too obvious.

Snoop wears them so he doesn’t have to listen to Lucy… frankly I find that a good strategy.

You’re talking to a dog … just sayin’

Joe Cool…startin’ today.Hey, it looks a little cloudy,But that’s okay…‘cause he’s Joe Cool

Joe Cool…dressin’ up right,Going out to catch a lady to take out tonight.Put the shades on…precious pearly white;Lookin’ casual, feelin’ dynomite.

Joe Cool…struttin’ the streets,Trying to impress each little darling he meets.He says, “Hey baby…how ’bout a midnight snack?”She says, “Got a date already; I’ll catch you later, Jack.”

He says, “Take it easy baby.Don’t come on too strong.What’s your hurry? You got all day long.”

Joe Cool…he heads home.But he’s not sure.Yeah, he’s thumbing his fingerThrough his little black book.Now here’s one you ain’t seen for a while.

You know, the little French cutieWith the little pretty smile.Dial that number; flash all of your charmsIf you want that babe, that baby in your arms.

I said, Joe Cool, well, he got that date.He showed up not a minute early, not a minute too late.He sais, “Hey baby…here’s a flower for you.”She said, “Come a little closer.I’ve got something for you, too.”

Keep it light now…playin’ by the rules.Then she slaps him; he feels like a fool.He says “Hey baby…what did you do that for?”She says, “You ain’t called meIn at least a year or more.”

He heads home…but he’s no fool.He may not have a girlfriend but,At least he’s cool…Joe Cool.

Joe Cool…he’ll be okay.Just remember tomorrow is another day.Oh yes…Joe Cool.

Can dogs sleep standing up?

xxx

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