Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 29, 2020

don’t want to waste time in order to hurry up and be the {Snoopy snapping fingers} winner

Of course he’s impatient—he’s a beagle!

Like all dogs, my beagle mix was only impatient when she had to, well, you know.

I wouldn’t say he’s loyal to you Charlie Brown, maybe to his BFF Woodstock.

Exactly who is the owner here?

“…Forgetful, not at all wishy-washy, has multiple personalities…”. Quick, while he’s not looking!

CB, when Snoopy snapped his paw toes at you, it was then you should have put down your pencil, given Snoopy a stern look, and told him to go back out to his dog house and think over what he’d just done. Perhaps you missed a ‘teachable moment’ …

“He is brave and loyal and a WWI flying ace and the coolest dog on campus!”

Why the snapping of fingers?

Snoopy doesn’t need that word. He was already a mascot for an insurance company and he’s got his own theme park attraction.

“The Snoopy Family” (SNAP! SNAP!)

CB WAS going to write “important”. Bad move, Snoopster.

he ought to get some reward just for being able to snap his… “fingers”?

Dogs don’t have thumbs so how does Snoopy snap his fingers? Smart dog, Huh?

“He is smart and loyal but doesn’t know my name”. Come to think of it, does Snoopy ever refer to any of the kids by name?

Does a letter of recommendation from the owner count?

Impatient = Results Focused in corporate-speak

And full of himself!