Sounds like a good start to a steamy bodice ripper of a paperback by an unknown author who cranks out one a week. You can find them in a Dollar Store near you.
I believe Capote was speaking of Jack Kerouac and his “spontaneous prose”. Kerouac even rigged a typewriter with a roll of paper so he would not be interrupted to change sheets of paper. The results were purportedly unedited.
marilynnbyerly about 3 years ago
Joe Purple Prose.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
too many metaphors, sentence after sentence
jagedlo about 3 years ago
And that’s why your manuscripts keep getting sent back!
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
As Truman Capote once said, “That’s not writing…that’s typing!”
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Most of those metaphors burned up in the sky and never reached the Earth.
dcandmx about 3 years ago
Mixed metaphors & slippery symbolism.
knutdl about 3 years ago
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/joe/metaphor.html
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Should have stuck with “It was a dark and stormy night”.
therese_callahan2002 about 3 years ago
He’s writing like Amanda McKittrick Ros.
mrcooncat about 3 years ago
On an encouraging note, even the Harlequin Romance stories found a niche audience …
gr8fuldean about 3 years ago
Now we need to hear from Joe Simile.
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
The lightning of curiosity strikes the mountain of my mind, causing an avalanche of… wanting-to-know-stuff.
Darryl Heine about 3 years ago
Where’s the metaphor?
SusieB about 3 years ago
Joe Melodramatic
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
A poem by Joe Cool.
e.groves about 3 years ago
He can metaphor like nobody’s business.
brick10 about 3 years ago
Blather, plain and simple.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
A beagle’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a metaphor?
A.Ficionada about 3 years ago
Middle name Mixed?
uniquename about 3 years ago
You’re going from hot to cold there Snoopy.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Someone had to take a stab at it!
this is summerdog about 3 years ago
Sounds like a good start to a steamy bodice ripper of a paperback by an unknown author who cranks out one a week. You can find them in a Dollar Store near you.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
An avalanche of “Ayyy!”
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txmystic about 3 years ago
The stench from this effluvium brings forth waterfalls of sorrow streaming from the wells of my soul…
maverick.kaminski about 3 years ago
I believe Capote was speaking of Jack Kerouac and his “spontaneous prose”. Kerouac even rigged a typewriter with a roll of paper so he would not be interrupted to change sheets of paper. The results were purportedly unedited.
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
This canine truly deserves to own the classic vintage typewriter. Modern laptops may not fill the gap of exemplary style.
knight1192a about 3 years ago
Clearly Snoopy doesn’t like this particular personality. No smile when he introduces Joe Metaphor.
JPuzzleWhiz about 3 years ago
“I never metaphor I didn’t like!”
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
You need to slow your metaphor roll, Snoopy.
TheTRUEPeanutsFan about 3 years ago
xD
heathcliff2 about 3 years ago
Well, what is it?
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
It was a dark and stormy Beagle….