Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2002

Transcript:

"This book I'm reading says that when a man gets married, his life is over...However, most men will not acknowledge that fact." "Oh." "Instead, they enter a stage of denial where they try to convince themselves and others that they remain free, virile beings." "When does that end?" "When they buy their first mini-van...Then the gig is up."