Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2002
Transcript:
"How's your effort going to protect your fellow zebras from predators?" "Not so good. The Popemobiles were a complete fiasco." "Popemobiles?" "Yeah...you know that little bubble car the pope rides in? Each of the zebras bought one." "Did they work?" "Too well...After a while, none of the zebras would get out of their cars and the whole herd died off." "But I thought they were protected." "It's hard to make babies blowing kisses through windows."
They also became sterile from malnutrition