Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2002
Transcript:
"What is that?" "A lawyer...I bought him at a garage sale." "A garage sale?" "Yeah...The town's just filled with these guys, so they're practically giving 'em away." "What can it do?" "I dunno...I was thinking I'd stick him in the passenger seat so I can use the carpool lane." "...And when we're at home, I think he'd make a nice lamp." "That's great...Lemme take a closer look." "NO NO NO NO NON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO." "WOOOOOSHHH." "It sued me." "Never pet a strange lawyer."
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
LOLZ!! p.s. FIRST TO COMMENT!! HAHAHA! SUCKERS!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Uh huh… looks like you were the first to comment by five months. Looks like a lot of people care.
trancor over 10 years ago
Woah, a first comment!? I’ve never seen one of those before!….Please don’t sue me for emotional trauma now…
cdgar about 9 years ago
I love lawyer jokes. Fortunately there are lots of them around, and they’re all jokes. Keeps me laughing and happy.
squiglyman about 9 years ago
Lol pig got sued
76noos 4 months ago
I wonder if Stephan Pastis had bad experiences as a lawyer…..
alantain 13 days ago
It’s my policy never to pet strangers. Let them sniff your hand first.