Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2003

Transcript:

"Geez, this comedy club is empty...What's going on?" "It's Bob Hope up there...He's been doing the same act every night for fifty years." "Hey, Goat...Where you taking your T.V.?" "I'm selling it...They've been showing the same Milton Berle Show since the 1950s." "Why you closing down the movie theater?' "I guess people got sick of seeing 'Gone With The Wind' for sixty-five straight years." "!" "Geez...What happened to you?" "I just had the scariest dream...All forms of popular entertainment were dying because everyone kept repeating the same stuff for over fifty years." "That sounds terrible...Here...Have a page of the Sunday funnies...That oughta cheer you up." "AAH." "Heh heh heh...Will ya' look at that crazy Dagwood..."