Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2003
Transcript:
"Listen, Sweetheart...I know we made a terrible mistake saving all of our retirement money in me, but I love you and I know you love me." "...And I know that you would never seriously consider smashing me just for the sake of a few dollars." "What time's your nap?"
And you need to understand this is just a comic strip.