Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2003
September 10, 2003
September 12, 2003
Transcript:
"I can' believe you'd sacrifice me just to get our retirement money...Why would you want to experience your golden years without me?" "Because I've never loved you and I got married too young and I've only stayed with you out of sheer laziness." "...And here I thought it had something to do with leaving the toilet seat up."
Women have the ability of going to the bathroom without touching anything dirty with their hands. If you force them to put the seat down, you are asking them to lose that skill.